| Bagpipes | Agony Bag |
| Bagpipes | Dudelsack (German) |
| Bagpipes | Highland Saxophone |
| Bagpipes | Porridge Organ |
| Baritones | 1st or 2nd Wheelbarrows |
| Bass Trombone | Lead Balloon |
| Bassoon | F**ting Bedpost (apt and accurate!!) |
| Bassoon | Keyed Didgeridoo |
| Cracking part | Bugger of a Bit |
| Eb Tenor Horn | Dog Horn (because you can make it bark) |
| Euphonium | Iron Cello |
| French Horn | Tin Viola |
| Trombone | Kid-Shifter |
| The following collection was provided by R Thomas |
| Northern Hemisphere | Southern Hemisphere |
| Gala Concert | Galah Concert |
| Sheep in Oz! | Sheep in NZ! |
| (Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous) |
| Lottery Grant | Chook raffle |
| Baritone Case | Esky |
| 2nd Baritone Case | Spare Esky |
| Baritone Player | Esky carrier |
| Uniforms | Battle rig |
| Cut back uniform dress jackets | Bum freezers |
| Concert jackets | Giggle jackets |
| Bass Drum | Spare podium |
| Trombone | Sludge pump |
| Tuba Case | BIG Esky |
| MD | Manic Depressive |
| Flugel Horn | Fugel Horn |