| MUSICAL OFFENCES |
| Playing highest note possible during warm-up | 10 | Playing pedal notes during warm-up | 20 |
| Playing Carnival of Venice from memory as a warm-up | 50 | Playing Solo Cornet part of Bugler's Holiday as a warm-up | 100 |
| Taking tuning note up an octave | 25 | Taking tuning note down 2 octaves | 50 |
| Playing tuning note in correct octave | 75 | Using vibrato on unison passages | 50 |
| Failure to use 4th valve if equipped | 50 | Being told by conductor to play softer | 10 |
| Being told by conductor to play louder | 100 | Playing wrong rhythm | 50 |
| Playing wrong rhythm and throwing entire band off | 100 | Missing jump to the Coda | 5 |
| Playing percussion parts where written | 50 | Improvising on as-written parts | 10 |
| Not improvising on as-written parts | 20 | | |
| SECTION PLAYER OFFENCES |
| Missing entrance when lead player drops out on unison passage | 15 | Pointing out to lead player that the guy on the record took it faster | 20 |
| Hanging past lead player on last chord | 50 | Attempting to "bottom out" lead player on last chord | 10 |
| Successfully "bottoming out" lead player on last chord | 20 | Attempting to out-screech lead player on last chord | 30 |
| Successfully out-screeching lead player at any time | 40 | Asking the lead player what mouthpiece he uses | 75 |
| Playing another section's note on last chord | 50 | | |
| EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS |
| Polishing instrument on stage | 15 | Dropping mute | 10 |
| Injuring others by dropping mute | 50 | Dropping mouthpiece (add cost of repair) | 10 |
| Dropping instrument (add cost of repair) | 25 | Dropping DEAD | warning |
| Showing up with wrong music | 25 | Forgetting pencil | 20 |
| Forgetting mute | 25 | Forgetting music | 30 |
| Forgetting valve oil | 35 | Forgetting tie or socks | 40 |
| Forgetting mouth piece | 45 | Forgetting instrument | 50 |
| Getting coke bottle or similar shaped object stuck down bell | 75 | Showing up with wrong instrument | 25 |
| Showing up with different instruments | 50 | Arriving with a Sousaphone | 100 |
| Arriving with a Fibreglass Sousaphone | 500 | | |
| CRIMINAL BAD TASTE |
| Having a nicer dent bag than rest of section | 10 | Talking about what a great deal you got on a instrument | 10 |
| Belching out loud between tunes | 5 | Belching during rests in music | 10 |
| Belching before difficult passage | 25 | Belching after difficult passage | 40 |
| Belching through your instrument | 50 | Beginning a sentence with "When I played for Insert name here band" | 25 |
| Beginning a sentence with "When I played for Insert name here artist" | 50 | Casually mentioning to director what other instruments you play | 75 |
| Admitting to ever having been a trumpet player | 100 | | |
| BASIC STUPIDITY |
| Always asking "Where are we?" | 25 | Drunkenness on an engagement | 25 |
| Being stoned on an engagement | 50 | Mistaking your valve oil for inhaler | 10 + hospital bill |
| Sobriety on an engagement | 75 | Pretending to be friends with trumpet players | 10 |
| Actually being friends with trumpet players | 20 | Dating a trumpet player | 75 |
| Dating a woodwind player | 100 | Dating the Conductor | 250 |
| Dating a strings player | 500 | Scaring animals with your tone | 25 |